Monday, January 28, 2019

The Great Unfriending?


Some of us envision our universe as a jewellike globe cupped lovingly in our Savior's hands. Others see only a swirling free fall through rippling spacetime with no meanings of support except the inherited relations and loyalties we cultivate.

Each viewpoint can afford us wide measures of good-humored compassion. Either can also stir up deep cauldrons of embittered fear and fury.

Each outlook can fortify us against much that might annihilate our physical existence. But what about threats to our perceived identities? Is a protean identity (one that embraces change) more or less conducive to emotional and physical wellbeing? Are our physical and cultural environments pressing us to embrace flexible or fixed identities?

Do we even have much choice as to who and what we allow to mold our sense of "self"?

I think of the MAGA boys, especially the nervous sneerer faced off temporarily against the old warrior. I think of the culture clash over the meaning of that scarlet MAGA cap snapped into infamy by social media. I think of what it means to defend the personhood of the unborn - or the personhood of any class of human who has traditionally been ignored or denied full status.

How often is personhood part of a zero-sum game where the assertion of personhood for one group means the diminution of status to another? In the abortion debate, women are divided between those who feel their own personal integrity threatened by reproductive restrictions v. those demanding protection for "persons" with absolutely no faculties for any form of self-defense. Not all of those who defend the unborn associate themselves with the MAGA cap or the malignant magus who promotes them. But the MAGA boys did.

The snapshot battles over the MAGA boys are rarely about abortion. They are even more rarely about the churches who martial their forces to favor the unborn. Each fracas is generally focused on the extent to which the red caps signify racism, and from there whether or not the sneerers and the whoopers had "racism in their hearts". But their unformed and unfathomable hearts have nothing to do with the significance of the cap which, like it or not, is just another avatar of the burning cross, the white hood, and the Confederate flag.

No doubt the diocese of Covington has done some measure of soul searching about the symbolism. The rest of us, though, must battle it out. We must battle it out knowing that so-called established churches are willingly aligning themselves behind their modern day Cyrus to make magnificent thunder against those who battle for their own personhood beneath the bleak winter sun.

Is it a good thing when people who unfurl Confederate Flags and sport MAGA caps deny the racist significance of these symbols? Is this the homage that vice pays to virtue? Or are these the soulless prevarications of childish wraiths who would shout all of us down - or worse?

Maybe someday, with or without the help of organized religion, we can find ways to affirm and advance everyone's personhood. But to do that, we must look beyond the identities which some of us cling to like the last oak leaves in winter cling to jagged branches. We must look to whatever is true inside us which we all might be able to perceive no matter how we conceive of our "creation".



Joe Panzica (Author of Democracy STRUGGLES! and Saint Gredible and Her Fat Dad's Mass for which he is seeking an agent . . .)



Tuesday, December 18, 2018

The Reviews are In!


The Critics SPEAK about Saint Gredible and Her Fat Dad's Mass



  • An unreadable paeon to James Joyce and the Beatles disguised as a raucous meditation on human atrocity. What is he going on about? -- Sir Percy Thrillington


This is an interminable story about an autistic pubescent girl and her fat dad which builds a powerful case against the idea of ever having children (or buying a house). -- Angelina Jolie


  • Everybody dies! I'd rather watch a snuff flick with my first two wives than read this again. -- Larry King


I thought this book was to be about Simone Weil and the intersection between the Holocaust and the Inquisition, but it's actually an abortive attempt to understand particle physics and the dimensions which inform the cross-section of existence we call reality in space and time. -- Elaine Pagels


  • The author would have been well advised to publish the children's stories separately. At least that way he would not have insulted the intelligence of those of us who take our Judeo-Christian heritage as a serious birthright. -- Stephen Colbert

Panzica's agonizingly awkward attempts at shriveled humor only underscore the bleakness which both underlies and suffocatingly envelopes this twisted set piece of tangled tales. -- Malcolm Muggeridge


  • A young girl loses each and every member of her immediate family to death and despair (or both). Then she and her trust fund settle in with some childless blues state slackers. There! We just read this so you don’t have to.  -- Reviews R Us


The nihilism and despair which led to and emanate from "civilization scale" atrocities like the Holocaust pulse through every passage especially those concerning "Chelonialism" which is the jejune attempt by the fat dad of the title to craft a set of iconic images concerning the creative power of nothingness. -- Peter Higgs


  • "Seinfeld" was an entertaining (to some) series of incidents about "nothing". Fortunately, that series was canceled by the deep state Jewish conspiracy. Turning off Seinfeld required one to make the exertion of reaching for the remote. Fortunately, for once again American Greatness, no effort at all is required to NOT buy or read this pathetic excuse for a book. Sad! -- Donald J. Trump


John Lennon was already assassinated once. If I have to relive that again, I rather do it while drinking absynthe and listening to Syd Barrett bootlegs. -- Roger Waters


  • I find myself vaguely resenting each and every reference to me and my mates. We really don’t deserve this sort of treatment, you know. -- Sir Paul McCartney


Mercifully, there are quite many more references to turtles than to chimpanzees. -- Jane Goodall






Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The Pagans are Coming Out of Their Shells?

"Not bloody likely!: croaked the Great Turtle.



@DouthatNYT

“Paganism”? Too retrograde!

“Transcendence v immanence”? Too limiting! 

The awaited “Aquarian” epoch is stocked chock full of TURTLES (all the way out, all the way in)!

So unSHELL yourself and REJOICE! “There are no edges!” Only infinite Chelonian CREATION!


As scribbed Paul to the Liverpudlians, “Don’t be a DRAG, man!”