The Pagans are Coming Out of Their Shells?

"Not bloody likely!: croaked the Great Turtle.

@DouthatNYT

“Paganism”? Too retrograde!

“Transcendence v immanence”? Too limiting! 

The awaited “Aquarian” epoch is stocked chock full of TURTLES (all the way out, all the way in)!

So unSHELL yourself and REJOICE! “There are no edges!” Only infinite Chelonian CREATION!


As scribbed Paul to the Liverpudlians, “Don’t be a DRAG, man!”